I hate cheesy couple talks. Isn't it obvious? They go like:
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
You're hotter than donut grease.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
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